Sunshine is directly proportional to
- the acceptability of shorts.
- the roll-downability of car windows.
- the population of flip-flops.
- AP review book sales.
- graduation anticipation.
Sunshine is inversely proportional to
- the average number of cough drops I consume.
- the prevalence of hoodies.
- the amount of homework that I’m willing to do.
- the amount of effort high school deserves.