Thaw laws

• the acceptability of shorts.
• the roll-downability of car windows.
• the population of flip-flops.
• AP review book sales.
• graduation anticipation.

Sunshine is inversely proportional to

• the average number of cough drops I consume.
• the prevalence of hoodies.
• the amount of homework that I’m willing to do.
• the amount of effort high school deserves.
• sadness.