5 things that I’ll never be good at, like, ever

1. Dancing

I have bookwormish tendencies and zero coordination.

2. Lip-reading

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? Wait, what?

3. First-person shooter games

My kill-death ratios are unmentionable. Anything Halo is just, no.

4. Remembering lyrics

She’s got a chicken to fry ticket to ride. The Beatles, yes?

5. Small talk

[awkward silence]