If I were a bird, I would build my nest in a closed letter of department store electric signage

I was thinking about this the other day. It’d always be bright with that neon hum, but you’d be warm and have an endless source of entertainment as people walk in and out.

Getting a new computer is stressful. It’s like bringing a fresh baby home from the hospital. You gotta make sure you don’t drop it, cradle it, and feed it, just like a laptop.