I believe heaven is topped with whipped cream and made in a Starbucks.
I classify my study habits as nocturnal.
I’m an Aquarius and I have no idea what that means or if it should be capitalized.
The only reason I shower every morning is to slay my post-wake-up indo-fro.
I’ve been blogging since 2010.
I’ve been insane since 2010.
I think the purposes of life are to stay alive and to learn.
I worship 30 Rock; Liz Lemon embodies verity and Jack Donaghy is my spirit animal.
I like science and writing and art.
I’m pleased to meet you.
(This was not my response to any college essays.)
See also: Who I am