I believe heaven is topped with whipped cream and made in a Starbucks.

I classify my study habits as nocturnal.

I’m an Aquarius and I have no idea what that means or if it should be capitalized.

The only reason I shower every morning is to slay my post-wake-up indo-fro.

I’ve been blogging since 2010.

I’ve been insane since 2010.

I think the purposes of life are to stay alive and to learn.

I worship 30 Rock; Liz Lemon embodies verity and Jack Donaghy is my spirit animal.

I like science and writing and art.

I’m pleased to meet you.

(This was not my response to any college essays.)

See also: Who I am